What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

Why are women attracted to ugly guys?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the word for truth and its meaning in Koine Greek?

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Does the potential of making Star Wars R-rated movies depend on whether Star Wars have stories that is too dark for PG 13 in Disney?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?